Painting the Clouds With Laughter
There is an Irish proverb that says a good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything. So, how about some laughter...
Why do we tell actors "break a leg"? (because all plays have a cast)
What do you call a pig that does karate? (a pork chop)
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high....she looked surprised.
Today at the bank a lady ask me to check her balance...so I pushed her over.
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? (A stick)
What starts with E ends with E and has one letter? (an envelope)
What is at the end of everything? (the letter G)
What nails do carpenters hate to hit? (their fingernails)
Why did the belt go to jail? (they held up a pair of pants)
What is a boxer's favorite drink? (Punch)
How do you tell a train just went by? (It left its tracks)
Have you heard the joke about the butter (I better not tell you, it might spread)
Where are cars most likely to get flat tires? (at forks in the road)
What is the world's longest punctuation mark? (the hundred yard dash)
Why did the bicycle collapse? (it was two tired)
What kind of bagel can fly? (a plain bagel)
What do you call an alligator in a vest? (an investigator)
What are your best jokes?